What is with these college books?! Just a little Rant...

As you may or may not know, I am taking college classes...unfortunately, this leaves me little time to actually read the I'mSoInLoveFuckMeOnThisCounter books! So I was thinking, what if the college bookstore companies actually gave their precious boring material a little story line? I mean what could it hurt?

I can see it now....Little Juliet comes into Rockingham Hospital because of SOB with Low BP and her Px shows several contusions. While the sexy McSteamy doctor tries to uncover her condition to better diagnose her, she suddenly becomes cyanotic and starts to crash! He needs to figure out the cause STAT! ... 

^^^ well you get the picture. They could do that for everything covered! Let me tell you I wouldn't have a problem doing my homework then! Actually I would probably have it done it no time and still have time to read my other SexMeUp books!

Another thing....who decides what goes into these damn books? Do you know that I have actually had to Google my damn homework questions because the information isn't in the fucking book! And if it was, I somehow managed to miss it during my highlighting the whole freakin' chapter! Along with this problem...if I have a terminology book, don't mix in anatomy...I had enough of it IN ANATOMY!!! I mean come on!

Also, how graphic do you need a picture to be? I get we need to know what a vagina and penis look like, but ummm, did you have to pick the pictures of the ones with the most disgusting STD possible? I MEAN OMG! <on the bright note, I may have saved my children from having sex until marriage with those said photos simply because they are always around me when I do homework!

Something else, the material in these books are so damn confusing it would take a few hours just to interpret it to layman terms...so I am thinking that the book companies just plan "let's see who we can help the teachers fail today"....what a bunch of assholes!

And this one is totally off subject, but how can elementary teach their students to do math in a way that just makes me want to pull my hair out, I mean why can't they just add 22+22=44? I mean....carry the numbers over, borrow during subtraction, don't do this damn box shit that doesn't even give you the correct number...besides, I just have to switch my brain back over to normal before I go to class so I can actually learn how to convert doses so I won't kill anyone...and OMG, if kids have to try and do that when they get older, I feel sorry for the patients with the way they are teaching math!

Back to the books of the insane....

Our school has converted to an online bookstore, they no longer sell books on campus. Well that is fine and all except what if you purchase your books then they decide to change your schedule at the last minute. Or like me, I ordered my books the other day...everything is easy peasy until I confirmed my order then noticed that my access card...a card that just has a code on it, but I know the teacher I have will absolutely make us use it....is on back order...OK, you can purchase that freakin' code online...how in the hell is it on back order? I mean for goodness sake I would expect my stethoscope to be on back order, not my access card!

Anyways...as everything life sucks balls sometimes and you have to learn to either spit or swallow....that being said, I have to get off of here, give 4 kids a bath, go to the doctor and go for a fun-filled night of learning! Don't get me wrong, I absolutely love that I am able to go back to school. I will have a good paying job someday, I will actually be helping people, and I am currently learning the skills I need to do said things...I just get so aggravated sometimes lol! Anyways...

Have an awesome day!
-xoxo-T